Facebook Widower

What is Facebook Widower?

A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)

I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!

See facebook widow, hockey widow, Cyberpope

Cattoo

1. A tattoo of a cat that makes a noise when you rub it. However, the tattoo must be on your dick. Josh: Nice Cattoo man. Ben: Why are yo..

W00f

1. Exclamation. Props given out by a l337 d0g. Timmy: I just own3d that guy who was going around ganking n00bs. Fido: w00f. See bark, wo..

Boingfwip

1. It Means Back To You!!! Bob: Fred Your Gay!!! Fred: Boingfwip!!! See boingfwip, boing, fwip, joe, birkbeck..

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