Facebook Widower

What is Facebook Widower?

A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)

I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!

See facebook widow, hockey widow, Cyberpope

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