Facebook Widower

What is Facebook Widower?

A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)

I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!

See facebook widow, hockey widow, Cyberpope

O.a.r

1. wicked kick ass hippy band Man 1: o.a.r was fucking sick in concert last night Man 2: wheres all my weed?..

Zefo

1. A god-like or Jesus-like creature. Walks on two legs. Can kick some ass. Has a hot girlfriend. Mostly seen in Canada. Also smokes a lot ..

Primitive Enema

1. An album released by the band Butt Trumpet in 1994. Also a song on the same album. The song has strong overtones of buttsecks. Lineup..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Facebook Widower Edit Meaning