What is Facebook Widower?
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A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f.
I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a
Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!
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Random Words:
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a person who is sexually attracted to computer program instructions (code)
"Have you seen the hot new syntax for database migratio..
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when your dad's farts smell so bad that you knock yourself out rather then sitting there and smelling it.
Phillip's dad farte..
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to masturbate furiously,
to knock one out,
to flog the dolphin,
to crack one off,
enjoy a big wank.
"i am going to retire to m..
