Facebook Widower

What is Facebook Widower?

A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)

I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!

See facebook widow, hockey widow, Cyberpope

Lost In Sauce

1. Clueless. Totally lost. Having no idea. That guy doesn't know his head from his ass. He is really lost in the sauce! 2. In other..

Zinbrily

1. Doing something for complete sexual gain. That guy zinbrily defended that girl from the group of guys cornering her. See sexual, gain,..

1pm

1. When oral sex is given to a woman in the early afternoon. 'He 1pm'd me when his sister was eating a sandwich' See kick ..

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