Facebook Withdrawal

What is Facebook Withdrawal?


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The process of seperating a facebook whore from his or her computer for an extended amount of time. The process is life-threatening and can result in extreme mood swings.

In withdrawal, users may go through four phases:

1) Craving

2) Fear

3) Denial

4) Depression

Some cases include instances where individuals try to use MySpace as an alternative, but this ends badly when they realize you cannot just click on the picture to make the next one appear

Facebook addiction is an issue with many consequences, one of them being, addiction withdrawal symptoms experienced when the facebook is discontinued. The symptoms of Facebook Withdrawal at times may be severe, if not life threatening.

Amy: Why is Ryan crying?

Sarah: Because he can't log onto Facebook.

Amy: Oh, so Ryan is having Facebook Withdrawal?

Sarah: Yeah, and now he is in the denial stage.

See facebook whore, facebook, denial, fb, internet, oneitis, withdrawal, myspace, depression


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