Facebooked Edit Meaning

1.

The act of meeting up with another person for the sole purpose of having them sit on your face.

I facebooked your mum the other night, nearly lost my head up there.

See facebook, dogging, oral, facebonk, Deadpan

2.

v. The action of 1) looking someone up on thefacebook or 2) asking someone to be your friend on thefacebook

That guy I made out with last night facebooked me this morning...

3.

hitting someone in the face with a book

Yo, she got outta line so I facebooked her and now shes missing three teeth.

See face, book, facebook, teeth, hitting

4.

when during the act of oral sex the receiving parter flips around and farts in the giving partner's face

I heard you facebooked Jill after the prom.

5.

When you write something personal on facebook, and then someone who you're not really friends with finds out.

I didn't want my relationship status to appear on facebook, so I removed it. Facebook handled this by creating a mini-feed item that said "YourDailyLOL is no longer listed as Single!" Then random coworkers came up to me to ask about the "big news." The irony, though, is that I've been in an ltrfor over a year, but just didn't want to announce it. I got facebooked.

See facebook, privacy, relationships, work

6.

The action of using the Facebook. Often used as a slam.

"I facebooked your mom last night!"

See face, book, facebook, mom, last, night

7.

to have sent a message or wall post to someone on facebook.

jane: "hey did u tell michelle about the party?"

jim: "ya i facebooked her about it last night."

See facebook, told, texted