What is Faced?
1.
adjective describing a person who is severely intoxicated. Can be used in place of shitfaced
Man, when we walked into that chic's house last night I was totally faced
2.
Guy 1: Ive gotten way more pussy than you have dude.
Masta J Hotness: Yeah but you fuck cats you sicko, ooh
faced !
Masta J Hotness: Scratch moded.
3.
To be owned, insulted, served.
AS SHOWN IN THE MOVIE 'CABIN FEVER':
"Yeah, he's a professor. OF BEING A DOG! Ooh, faced! ...scratch-moded."
4.
To get drunk/messed up.
They have a keg in the back, everyone's getting totally faced.
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5.
desribing oneself as having intense visual hallucinations, often during the peak of a lsd or mushroom trip. (letting loose completely to the direction the voyage is taking you)
paul: "hey man, how's your night goin?"
derek: "ohhh dude, i am totally f'n faced right now!"
paul: "yea? intense?"
derek: "yeah bro, the walls are breathing!"
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6.
when proven wrong people usually say this in order to rub it in your face that they proved you wrong
"He was gay I tell you"
"then why is he kissing that girl?"
"because....uh..."
"OOO FACED!"
7.
When a negative comment made about one's facial appearance is said.... they have been "Faced." Not quite owned... nor burned... but higher than dissed. Normally acompanied with a hand gesture that involves a vertical motion of a claw scratching ones face.
Person 1: Dude, your mom is so friggin' ugly... when they beat her with the ugly stick they beat her good.
Person 2: Not as good as when they beat your face!!!!
Person 3: Faced..... bow chicka bow bow!
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