Facedicking

What is Facedicking?

Waking up in the morning to a surprise dick in your face. Similar to tea bagging.

"This morning I was facedicking my girlfriend. "

"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.

See face, dick, teabagging, surprise, morning

Slaplight

1. A light designed to turn on and off at the sound of a slap. I use slaplight! Slap on, slap off. Slap on, slap off. Slap on, slap off.....

Kitchentarded

1. Having a child in an attempt to save a failing marriage. Did you hear that Marsha is pregnant again? She's so kitchentarded. See ..

Inverted Handjob

1. When a man does a handstand while a woman gives him a handjob John removed his trousers and did a handstand. Lisel gave him a handjob. ..

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