Facelibrarian

What is Facelibrarian?


1.

(n.) A person who exhibits extreme Facebook related behaviour, particularly of the nerdly variety e.g.

1. Having 376 photos of themselves available.

2. Refusing to use anything except their Wall as a means of electronic communication.

3. Refusing to be friends with anyone who is not on the 'book: the only point of making a new friend is to increase their friends count.

4. Publishing trips to restock on toilet duck as Events.

Bro #1: "Dude, Steph has become like a total facelibrarian since she got broadband."

Bro #2: "Yah bro, she's hot, but that whole making our first date a Public Event thing like totally weirded me out."

See facebook, facebook slut, facebook whore, nerd, nerdly, nerdy, geek

2.

(n.) A person who exhibits extreme Facebook related behaviour, particularly of the nerdly variety e.g.

1. Having 376 photos of themselves available.

2. Refusing to use anything except their Wall as a means of electronic communication.

3. Refusing to be friends with anyone who is not on the 'book: the only point of making a new friend is to increase their friends count.

4. Publishing trips to restock on toilet duck as Events.

Bro #1: "Dude, Steph has become like a total facelibrarian since she got broadband."

Bro #2: "Yah bro, she's hot, but that whole making our first date a Public Event thing like totally weirded me out."

See facebook, nerd, facebook whore, geek, facebooking


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