Face-mode

What is Face-mode?

When facebook has consumed your attention to the point that the only path to reality immersion is through clicking the logout button.

Dave: I think I have a problem..

Mark: What's up dude?

Dave: Well, I spent a lot of time looking at my friends photos.

Mark: How long?

Dave: when i was done i was on picture 339 of 400.

Mark: Ohhh. Serious case of face-mode. I hear Myspace is workin on a cure.

See facebook, hypnosis, myspace, attention

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