Facepalm

What is Facepalm?


1.

The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!"

Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action.

Similar to *headdesk*

Today I locked my keys in my car. Again. *facepalm*

2.

The only logical answer to a stupid question or statement.

Guy 1: dude, how do I get my Siege Tank into Siege-Mode?

Guy 2: *facepalm*

See facepalm, face-palm, headdesk

3.

to hit one's own forehead with your hand/palm, and drag it down one's face. Most often done in frustration or agitation.

Sometimes forcefully done to others for humour purposes.

As I tried to explain a complex math problem to a four year old, I felt a need to facepalm.

See headdesk, face palm, hand gestures

4.

What I do whenever I read Urban Dictionary.

"Hmmm, I think I'll browse the Urban Dictionary today"

*clicks the "New" button, clicks on random definitions, reads stupid kiddie bullshit*

"Oh, for fucks sake"

*facepalm*

See get, rid, of, this, tag, shit, already

5.

When someone is so stupid that it makes you speechless, and the only thing you can do is shake your head or facepalm.

Guy 1: I swear! I'm a demon! Really.

Guy 2: *facepalm*

See body language, speechless, stupid, unbelievable

6.

A spontaneous reaction to an amazingly stupid statement, where the face of the listener meets with his palm in a smacking manner

Person A: OMG, Jessica Simpson got fat! She's defending womens' rights everywhere and being proud of her body!

Person B: FACEPALM

See douche, idiot, stupid, why

7.

usually an image posted on a message board or online blog that expresses disgust over one person's idiocy.

FACEPALM. because expressing how dumb that was in words just doesn't work.

See facepalm, stupid, idiot, common sense, face palm


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