What is Faceplant?
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Hitting the ground face first. Also: auger, digger, soil sample, spring planting.
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Act of hitting the ground face-first; a term generally used by participants in extreme sports.
"He was thrown over the handlebars of his bike and did a faceplant in the mud."
3.
An unintentional result of a risky or stupid activity whereby a person becomes fully inverted from the normal upright position while one or more parts of the face impact the ground simultaneously with the full weight of the body.
A faceplant (also
face plant ) is like doing a handstand except with no hands so all that's left is your face.
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4.
The act of going to give someone head, and missing the dick and therefore, faceplanting on the balls.
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When going to anal someone and pushing their head down too far, making them doing a faceplant into the pillow and suffocating.
"Tits man, we wuz gettin all funky and I did a mad faceplant right into his testes"
"Dang, homeboy negro faceplanted that bitch baaad last night at the crackhouse!"
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5.
When a man or woman plants their face between another persons legs.
Yo dude, Johnny faceplanted Maria last night!
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6.
During a sport your feet cant keep up with your legs and u fall directly on your face.OR: When skating you land on an angle and slip trip or fall flat on your face and you bleed repeditively.
"Dude!! That kid over there just took a major faceplant!!"
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something you usually do when you are drunk or in rare cases gymnastic activity
often used in conjunction with
Did you see those fucktards over there faceplant?
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