Facestalk

What is Facestalk?


1.

To look at pictures, read profile information, and/or repeatedly check the status of an individual on facebook. This person can range from a good friend to someone who you have never actually met.

I was facestalking, and I found out that girl I met last night has a boyfriend.

See facestalking, facecreep, facebook, stalk, stalking

2.

To stalk someone using facebook

Doc was facestalkin that bitch for like 3 months

See face, stalk, facestalk, facebook, stalking

3.

To stalk someone using the social networking site, Facebook.

"Have you met her?"

"No, but I totally facestalked her for a while."

See facebook, facelook, friends, search, look up, stalk, creepy

4.

To browse Facebook users' profiles constantly without their knowing, especially when they are not your friends and you are judging them as you do it.

Katie: "Hey you wouldn't believe who added me on Facebook, Fre-."

Michelle: "Fred Thomas, I know, and he commented your pictures."

Katie: "Hey, how did you know?"

Michelle: "Oh, I was just FaceStalking last night."

See facebook, people, stalking, friends, internet

5.

To stalk someone on facebook, by either commenting on one's status constantly, posting on one's wall, or commenting on photos the person is in.

Alternatively, one can 'like' every status of the stalkee

I hate that bitch, so I annoyed her by facestalking her for a week.

See facebook creeper


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