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Any oversized motor vehicle that resembles a bad characature of a real car. Phallusmobiles include SUVs, big ole trucks with tractor ti..
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A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.
George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out..
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To have sex with someone while wearing a bagel, donut, or other pierced article of wheat around the shaft.
Javier loves to gluten tag h..