Faceterbate

What is Faceterbate?


1.

verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbateto the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.

Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?

Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaff burns and a sticky belly buton.

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2.

The art of using scantily clad facebook pictures to release ones mammal sauce.

John: "Yo man what did you end up doing last night."

Julio: "Do you know how hard it is to beat off to a nipple slip? They blocked porn on my school server so I was forced to faceterbate all night. "

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