Faceterbating

What is Faceterbating?

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.

Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.

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Domestic Foreplay

1. Doing menial household tasks that you usually avoid in order to have a better chance of getting sex. What a great dinner and you did th..

Scarsdale Suprise

1. Taking a dump inside of a pillow and sewing it up (without telling your partner), then having sex while pushing your significant others ..

Band-aid

1. someone who goes to rock concerts because of the music, because she inspires the musicians and believes the band to be very talented. n..

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