Faceterbating

What is Faceterbating?

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.

Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.

See facebook, stalker, faceterbate, jerk-off

Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy

1. A guy who, based on his preference for scented candles, may prefer men to women. "Your roommate sure likes his jasmin-scented jar ..

Dorrids

1. adorable, cute Mom used to call my son that when he was little, it just slipped out one day, and has stuck ever since! Look at him in..

Legtapping

1. An awful attempt to flirt with a girl, usually considered awkward by all spectators Aw, John is legtapping so badly I think I'm go..

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