What is Faceturbate?
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The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.
I can't believe you faceturbate to those pictures of my sister on the beach!
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Noun; A decision that precludes one from getting any pussythat night.
Dude 1: Man, I've got this awesome gig tonight across town, ..
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A gay person
Look at all those crotchgobblins!..