What is Faceturbate?
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The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.
I can't believe you faceturbate to those pictures of my sister on the beach!
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the advanced form of a douche. one who can be a douche without trying. a title gained through sucking up and being stuck up.
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Anything fantastic: person place or thing.
Off your head yet feeling great.
How was your night out?
Flabbytastic!
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