Faceturbating

What is Faceturbating?


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The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.

Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long.

See shaving, sexy, silky, smooth, sensual


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