Facial Butter

What is Facial Butter?

Where one's face is overcoated in pure, rich, northern spunk.

Sharon: Is that sperm on my nose darling?

David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.

Sharon: Get it off then

David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.

Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!

Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!

David: What the fuck are you doing here?

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