Facial Cream

What is Facial Cream?


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Since the time of Cleopatra, semen has been known to have the age-defying qualities necessary to keep a woman's skin soft and supple. It works best when applied to the face while still a steaming 98.6℉, thus the best application is by way of the money shot.

It is a well known historical fact that Cleopatra would bathe in tubs filled with the spoatie,or man chowderof her male slaves. It was this natural facial cream that was the secret to her radiant beauty. If your woman is protesting the money shot, let her in on this well kept beauty secret and she will be forever grateful!

See spoat, man chowder, sperm, semen, money shot, goo, goo receptacle


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