Facial Hair Rule

What is Facial Hair Rule?

The rule that states that fascists have mustaches:

(Hitler, Mussolini)

and communists have Beards:

(Marx, Castro, Lenin)

Mao is an exception, because he is Asian and therefore does not need facial hair.

Also known as the FHR

According to the Facial Hair Rule, your new friend is not a communist as you believe, but is actually striving for fascism!

See facism, communism, facial hair, mustache

Runt Hat

1. a foolish person, a git. "edwin, you fucking runt hat, hurry up we're late" See eejit, git, knobhead, arsehole, dimwit,..

Noumsayn

1. A newer version and much lazier form of the already useless and idiotic phrase... "know what I'm saying." This word in i..

Yamamba

1. (lit. Mountain Witch) Fashion trend that arose in 1999 amongst teenage girls in the Shibuya district of Tokyo, Japan. It is expressed by..

Facial Hair Rule Edit Meaning