What is Facial Hair Rule?
1.
The rule that states that fascists have mustaches:
(Hitler, Mussolini)
and
(Marx, Castro, Lenin)
Mao is an exception, because he is Asian and therefore does not need facial hair.
Also known as the FHR
According to the Facial Hair Rule, your new friend is not a communist as you believe, but is actually striving for fascism!
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