Facial Hair Rule

What is Facial Hair Rule?

The rule that states that fascists have mustaches:

(Hitler, Mussolini)

and communists have Beards:

(Marx, Castro, Lenin)

Mao is an exception, because he is Asian and therefore does not need facial hair.

Also known as the FHR

According to the Facial Hair Rule, your new friend is not a communist as you believe, but is actually striving for fascism!

See facism, communism, facial hair, mustache

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