Facial Johnson

What is Facial Johnson?


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The facial johnson (or the Iranian facial phallus) is a humiliating and painful condition. A facial johnson is often identified as a wart. It grows on the face anywhere above the eyes and is a particularly odd-looking wart, as it is shaped like a human penis.

It can vary in size and colour, in the range of 1 cm to 3 inches and a pale white to a deep Caribbean black (an annoying yellow colour is possible but rare).

The facial johnson can be caught in 2 ways: socialising with the infected and being a knob-face.

Billy: "Travis has been slug-wrestling for days!"

James: "He's such a knob"

Billy: "I know, has he got a facial johnson?"

Gunther: "Them fucking faggots are corking again!"

Abbey: "They're gonna get fucking bum-nuggets!"

Gunther: "And facial johnsons"

See facial, johnson, wart, face, jonny, johnny, arab


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