Facial Mullet

What is Facial Mullet?


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A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.

Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.

See goatee, beard, mustache


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