What is Facial Mullet?
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A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.
Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.
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The Greek God of "Sodomy". Pronounced ker-INTH-e-ASS
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The Furtive Act of "Anal Sex". kerintheass!
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A term of endearment, often said to unruly girlfriends
O sweety sweety, i love you hunchmutton..
