What is Facial Pubes?
1.
facial hair, mostly sideburns, that resemble pubic hair. usually creepy looking
Eww, that dude eating has ice cream all up in his facial pubes
2.
When a teen/young man has excessive fluffy facial hair of which doesnt reach the standard of a normal beard.
My friend has a pathetic beard, as matter of fact I wouldnt call it a beard I'd call it Facial Pubes.
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3.
A beard. Especially if it looks like pubes.
He's got food in his facial pubes. And it looks like clam chowder. Oh that's not chowder!
