What is Facially Defeated?
1.
Someone who gets hit by an ugly stick
"Look at that girl over there."
"Umm, dude, she is facially defeated."
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2.
Someone who fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.
How did your blind date go?
It was fine, except that she was facially defeated.
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Similar to a bungdangler but slightly larger with a higher likelihood of dropping on its own.
Almost always sucessfully pinched provi..