Factory Sealed

What is Factory Sealed?

Alternate way of saying you or someone else is a virgin.

Tonard - Did you get laid last night?

Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.

or

Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.

Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.

See virgin, sex, sexy, sexi

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