What is Fadonk?
1.
To launch a high velocity male genitalia upon the cheek of the opposite sex.
I am about to fadonk that ho and brand her with my mark.
2.
to bitch slap some1 with ur dong
bree got fadonked by the enormous dick and thats why shes blind now
3.
when one takes his flacid cack and smackes it across the face of another... possibly leaving an indentation or some sort.
Jerome whipped his monsterous cack out of his "sean john" trousers and graciously fadonk'd oprah after learning that she had cheated on him with his own father.
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4.
to be slapped in the face with someones long shlong
Tony fadonked Laura in the face and crusted her eyes shut
5.
Onomopoeia. A dong to the dome.
Margaret Thatcher fadonked Ronald Reagan and then he got Alzheimer's and died.
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6.
What Dan's dad does to him with the giant mexican cock.
Dan gets fadonked so much he has to wear a helmet
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