Faeces

What is Faeces?


1.

A lump of steaming shit.

My kid just laid faeces on your mum's clothes. Steaming...

2.

The brown stuff that comes out of your bottom. Commonly known as poo, shit, or crap.

"Eww. Look at that animal's faeces!"

See shit, crap, poo, crud

3.

A number of pieces of excremental matter.

"What ho, my good chap! It appears that during one's perambulatory peripateticism one has encountered a number of pieces of excremental matter that have adhered to the base-plate of one's footwear. S**T!

4.

1: It's like feces, but British.

2: Quite simply put, a turd or log. Or for you more uncouth chaps - shit.

Brit 1: "I say lad, what's that steaming pile of brown stuff?"

Brit 2: "Why that's faeces kind sir. Pass my crumpet and tea."

Brit 3: "Good show!"

See feces, poop, crap, shit, ass, turd


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