What is Faetz?
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The gayest fucking english teacher from FHS. He enjoys being stabbed in his cock sock by a pork sword. During the winter he sports a lovely scarf everyday, and in the summer, he wears overwhelmingly gay sandals. Oh, and did i mention he likes to lick the spam javelin?
Travis: hey did you see Faetz today?
Colby: yeah, he tried to hit on me, and even flashed me his corned beef rocket!
Travis: yeah Faetz is such a royal douche.
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