What is Faetz?
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The gayest fucking english teacher from FHS. He enjoys being stabbed in his cock sock by a pork sword. During the winter he sports a lovely scarf everyday, and in the summer, he wears overwhelmingly gay sandals. Oh, and did i mention he likes to lick the spam javelin?
Travis: hey did you see Faetz today?
Colby: yeah, he tried to hit on me, and even flashed me his corned beef rocket!
Travis: yeah Faetz is such a royal douche.
Random Words:
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1. The proccess of being turned into someone who says ZOMG! all the time.
A. ZOMG! I just won the lottery!
B. Great!
A. ZOMG! ZOMG!
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1. To be engaged in a verbal assault on either a 16 year old female or a complete idiot who does not know they are being fucking pwned.
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