What is Faetz?
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The gayest fucking english teacher from FHS. He enjoys being stabbed in his cock sock by a pork sword. During the winter he sports a lovely scarf everyday, and in the summer, he wears overwhelmingly gay sandals. Oh, and did i mention he likes to lick the spam javelin?
Travis: hey did you see Faetz today?
Colby: yeah, he tried to hit on me, and even flashed me his corned beef rocket!
Travis: yeah Faetz is such a royal douche.
Random Words:
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When a guy doesn't wash his balls for about a week or so... and then walks up behind a girl who is sitting down, and drops his nuts..
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A person skilled in writing out nonverbal sounds or pronunciations, i.e. on instant messenger. From onomatopoeia and poet.
wayne: i&apo..
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totally gone; flagged
yo for real, he is kerplopzed!
See Wallace..