What is Faffh?
1.
An acronym for Fucked and Far From Home. Used to describe an unbelievably negative and unwelcome situation. Can also describe the state an object is in.
Bob: Our landing gear just fell off our airplane.
Stanley: Well now we're fucked and far from home. (FAFFH)
Susan: There is a dead mangled raccoon in my car's engine.
Jacob: Sounds like your car is fucked and far from home.
Susan: So is the raccoon!
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