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Being at the pub when all the fit girls are gone and having to sift through all the Minger's that remain (because if you don't..
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they are often found in places where people are accused of crimes. Like when someone has taken a sweet, well in fact it wasnt them it wa..
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At the end of a sexual episode, you pull out and spray your load(i.e. your kids) all over her stomach/breasts(i.e. her canvas).
So I wa..