Fag-attack

What is Fag-attack?


1.

Pronunciation: fag-a-tak

Function: noun

Date: 2007

1. A slangexpression for a heterosexual who momentarily displays repressed homosexual behavior that is almost accidental in nature, usually having something to do with what the subject is wearing durring the time in which the episode occurs.

2. Brief, distressing and almost traumatic occurances of dramatic and repressed homosexual behavior brought about by a condition which manifests itself while one is still in denial of his-or-herhomosexuality.

3. A occurance best categorized by an overly masculinetype of man who momentarily displays feelings for (or quotes references to) broadway shows, the latest clothing fashions, Oprah, the latest sales and deals at trendy clothes outlets and the most up-to-date information on this years opera season.

4. A phenomenon which occurrs at drinking parties where everyone is so drunk that regular guys become teary eyed and start hugging eachother, saying how much they love everyone and that they'll always be friends, only to be followed the next morning by an intense hangover mixed with regret, and an even more intensly embarrasing memory that can only be drowned with more beer.

I hate missing the hockey game, but I must have had had a total fag-attack when I told my girlfriend I'd take her to 'La Boheme'!

See fag, fagg, faggot, fag attack, metrosexual, hobosexual, homosexual, heterosexual


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