F-age Edit Meaning

1. (Noun) A fart that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled. Dick: What in the hell was that? Jane: It was a barking turtle..

1. A petty dictator from a sparsely populated state with a large moose population. Governor Mooselini today fired yet another agency chief..

1. getting completely fucking ruined -wow, those fuckers just got completely tronch'd. -what does that mean? -i dunno, but i dont w..