Faggonometry

What is Faggonometry?


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faggonometry noun

Variant of felaciosophy, dominant usage

felaciosophy

n. Archaic

noun

1. the unnecessary sophomoric study into the homosexual lifestyle by heterosexuals

2. unsolicited sympathies and pity from hag to fag in a surrogate maternal fashion: As seen in the fag-hag relationship

3. unwanted condescending paradoxical endorsements from nearby awkward metro-sexual

4. statements of support from empowered and ambitious youths as caveats to misinterpreted homophobia, in a melodramatic homophilia (not to be mistaken for hemophilia)

Origin: 2004-2005; QB felasiosophie < BK felaciosophia

He doesn't need your faggonometry he's a big boy now.

See fag-hag, mothering, awkward, metrosexual, pity


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