What is Fagometer?
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fag·o·me·ter
1.Instrument for measuring the amount of a persons
2.Something that registers or responds to gayrods, or anyone that could be considered a
Dude 1: "Hey! Lets go clubbin and wear pink stripped button down shirts and drink Appletini's and Red Bull and Vodka's all night. Then come home wasted and give eachother backrubs!"
Dude 2: "Hold on one second......." long pause
(leaves room to grab
fagometer )
Loud buzzing noise emits from
fagometer
Long pause
"Dude, you are an off the charts
fagasaurus !!!"
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