Fagometer

What is Fagometer?


1.

fag·o·me·ter

1.Instrument for measuring the amount of a persons gayness.

2.Something that registers or responds to gayrods, or anyone that could be considered a homo

Dude 1: "Hey! Lets go clubbin and wear pink stripped button down shirts and drink Appletini's and Red Bull and Vodka's all night. Then come home wasted and give eachother backrubs!"

Dude 2: "Hold on one second......." long pause

(leaves room to grab fagometer)

Loud buzzing noise emits from fagometer

Long pause

"Dude, you are an off the charts fagasaurus!!!"

See Jontastic


6

Random Words:

1. Adjective: Applicable to guys only. fucking pussy who gets pussified when shit happens! Fuck dylan! When shit happens, he gets so puss..
1. a stout, emotionally derived person with outlandish religious beliefs that pushes said beliefs on other persons. Often has no friends be..
1. a sick, twisted, demented, insane, psychopathic, fucked up, nazi motherfucker. nicknamed the "angel of death". he is the basis..