Fagometer

What is Fagometer?

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fag·o·me·ter

1.Instrument for measuring the amount of a persons gayness.

2.Something that registers or responds to gayrods, or anyone that could be considered a homo

Dude 1: "Hey! Lets go clubbin and wear pink stripped button down shirts and drink Appletini's and Red Bull and Vodka's all night. Then come home wasted and give eachother backrubs!"

Dude 2: "Hold on one second......." long pause

(leaves room to grab fagometer)

Loud buzzing noise emits from fagometer

Long pause

"Dude, you are an off the charts fagasaurus!!!"

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