What is F.a.h.p.?
1.
Fat ass Harry Potter.
A big fat kind of guy, with glasses and black hair that give him the resemblence of Harry Potter after Hogwarts installed World of Warcraft.
"Dude, look at the dude over there!"
"Yeah, man, totally looks like Harry Potter."
"No man, he's taking up two frickin' chairs!"
"Oh yeah, he's a total F.A.H.P."
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