Fail Express

What is Fail Express?

Also, FailEx. Getting a delivery from FAIL Express means you get fail when you absolutely, positively DO NOT need it.

Etymology: A fictional version of Federal Express/FedEx that only delivers fail.

She thought everything was OK until FAIL Express delivered her pregnancy test.

See fail, failure, fubar, bohica, epic

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