Fail Phone

What is Fail Phone?

when you buy a cell phone that does not get any bars where you live.

idiot: WOO! i gotz a new phone from sprint!!!

guy who doesn't care: where do you live?

idiot: uh, Washougal?

GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.

idiot: ... shut up.

See fail, phone, cell, bars, coverage

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