Failasturbate

What is Failasturbate?

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

See failasturbate, fail, failure, masturbate, choke the chicken

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