Failasturbate

What is Failasturbate?

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

See failasturbate, fail, failure, masturbate, choke the chicken

Claptor

1. A dinosauric case of the Clap. Damn those dirty girls, now my junk has been overtaken with claptor. See clap, dirty, std, whore, sex..

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Floridian Firecracker

1. The act of putting a firecracker in the girl's asshole, then fucking her in the pussy. "I gave your sister a Floridian Firecr..

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