Failasturbate

What is Failasturbate?

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

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Fuckmelon

1. A Person who is extremely stupid, and looks like a beaver. God that kid Taylor is such a fuckmelon See fuckmelon, fuck, beaver, taylor..

Idifuckingot

1. fucking idiot; extreme idiot; dumbass to the nth degree God that guy is an idifuckingot! I hope he gets his balls cut off! See Austin..

Das Booty

1. Das booty or more appropriately "D.A.S Booty" is derived as a hybrid from both German and English slang. Das meaning "th..

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