Failasturbate

What is Failasturbate?

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

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Notafinga

1. An expression of extreme anger or dissapointment. Made famous by the movie A Christmas Story. "Hey, George W. Bush got elected for..

Ya Big Dumb

1. <i>noun phrase</i> an insult of lazy desperation. There is no need for this paricular insult to follw any other particualr ..

Vanity Crisis

1. personal crisis, your own personal problems noone else cares about can you stop talking about your vanity crisis? noone cares about you..

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