Failasturbate

What is Failasturbate?

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

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Van Damage

1. a:fuckin shit up like Jean Claude Van Dam b:defeating your enemys under incredible odds..once again just liek Jean Claude Van Dam!!!!!..

Ptitsa

1. Ptitsa, sharp, devotchka, baboochka. Nadsat slang for a woman. Ptitsa refers specifically to a female aged 9-25, sharp 15-25, devotchka ..

Fossitt

1. n.) Someone who is an obvious bullshit liar. v.) The act of making a bullshit lie. Of course this can also be used as an adj, adv,..

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