What is Failasturbate?
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The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.
I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.
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A fact that makes perfect sense on the Internet but otherwise falls short of reality.
Internet Fact: Al Gore has ridden the mighty Moon..