Failasturbate

What is Failasturbate?

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

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Pfl

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Omgwtfwt

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Zero Tolerance

1. A "get tough" policy of making no exceptions in regards to a particular (usually criminal or undesirable) matter, born as a re..

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