Failasturbate

What is Failasturbate?

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

See failasturbate, fail, failure, masturbate, choke the chicken

Uber Dank

1. high-end marijuana that is prepared to perfection. Man, we usually smoke that dank, but this is that uber dank! See dank, death, nug, ..

Et Al

1. Latin for "and others". As far dictionary sites go, I think slangdefine, et al, would highly appreciate some form of gratuity..

Yodashkin

1. A blonde russian tennis player whose great with women and is extremely athletic and fast. A synonym for guy with big penis. Sasha Yoda..

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