Failboat Edit Meaning

1.

A failed orginization or group of idiots. Doomed to failure and full of ineptitude, they still contiune to sail away on the sea of stupidity.

In extreme circumstances, one man can be catergorized as a failboat in and of his/her self.

Pictures of capsized or rolled boats usually shown as an example of what happens when the crew does something.

Hi! Im Al Gore and I invented the internet. Today I will be your captain of the SS Failboat.

See loser, retard, stanley steamer, tea bag

2.

n. A subcategory of fail images. Failboats are pictures are of a boat that has something seriously wrong with it, usually from a severe act of stupidity, but not necessarily.

(photograph shows a tanker in the process of capsizing right next to the dock, dumping all of its cargo into the ocean)

CAPTION: Failboat always delivers

See fail, boat, failure, failboat, ship

3.

Referring to a sailboat, a failboat is a boat powered by a large amount of fail while heading towards a specific goal or destination of complete and utter failure.

I told Jack not to get on the Titanic. I told him it was a Failboat.

See boat, fail, sail, whale, epic

4.

the ultimate of a failure. one who can do nothing positive in life and one who only has more failing to look forward to in life.

you puppy is a failboat for peeing in my bed.

See fail, dumb, bad, banned, worthless

5.

The method of transport by which your friend travels/may be captain of.

You: My god, Mikey is so the captain of the Failboat.

See fail, boat, captain