Failbook

What is Failbook?


1.

Derogatory term generally used by people who hate Facebook or other social networking sites.

I have a Facebook account because my friend asked me to join but I really hate failbook.

See facebook, failbook, myspace, internet

2.

The new version of Facebook (v. 2008).

I can't find any of my applications on the new version of Failbook.

See social networking, facebook, failbook, myspace

3.

The new Facebook design.

I can't find any of my applications anymore because I've been switched over to Failbook.

See facebook, myspace, failbook

4.

Facebook, 2007 Edition.

It used to be alright when it was for elitist university/college students but sometime during mid-2007, everyone and anyone and their grandmother joined it, and then it became equally as gay as myspace.

And as for the "you've been bitten" / "how attention-whorey am i" applications, they only add to the fail and AIDS that failbook is.

1.

guy: how many friends do you have on facebook?

other guy: over 9000

16-year old girl: i have way more than that, have u added me yet?

me: failbook is for douche bags and emos

See facebook, failbook, emo, douchebag, social, networking, gay, aids, fail

5.

Something that occurs when you don't know whether to search "Facebook" or "Failblog," and you accidentally type in a combination of the two.

I meant to type in facebook, but I had failblog on the mind, so I accidentally searched failbook.

See facebook, failblog, google, search, accident


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