Failentine's Day

What is Failentine's Day?


1.

A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).

Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.

See fail, bullshit, depression, holiday, evil


96

Random Words:

1. When you have a Sidekick (phone) and you constanly flip it to see how beautiful the flip is. Joe- what you doing my nigga? John- just ..
1. A nutsack that is so miniscule, that its contents do not warrant being referred to as testicles, but rather a test's smaller counte..
1. cocaine, in powder form not "rock", or crack cocaine. You want some coke? rock or powder? See lode 2. Fresh snow on a mou..