Failicorn

What is Failicorn?


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somebody who fails so epically he becomes a mythical creature the so called failicorn.

Tommy: hey I tried to hook up with Tracy but she blew me off so bad, i almost cried.

Timmy: WHAT? you mean the one from the gasoline station that gigantic mech-warrior that inhales 5 pizzas a day?

Jimm: you're such a failicorn...

See failure, epic fail, loser, low life, idiot.


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