Failitude

What is Failitude?


1.

how badly one failed, in terms of a 1-10 number system

"So how badly did Bryon trip?"

"I'd say it had a failitude of 6; 8 if you include the fact that his head hit the wall."

See fail, failure, failitude

2.

the measurement of the amount of fail that one has performed, or has been performed on you; typically can only reach a certain amount of failitude per day

"Did you hear what happened? Bryon totally tripped and face-planted into the wall!"

"Wow...that one action just made him hit max failitude for the day."

See fail, failometer, failure


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