Failportunity

What is Failportunity?

The chance to do something that will inevitably result in failure.

The boss has given me another failportunity to do a project with no budget and a ridiculous deadline.

See fail, epic fail, opportunity, failure

Violent Masterbation

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[rape A Bitch]

1. This phrase popularized by R. Kelly is used in situations of extreme excitement to describe what you want to do. Damn, this cheeseburge..

Zappala

1. big harry monkey with a big ass penis and smoes all the crack in the world, once fucked 12 girls and 3 guys at the same time Look at Za..

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