Failroad Conductor

What is Failroad Conductor?

A person who fails so much he/she gets to direct the failroad.

A title that can only be obtained by frequent fits of failure.

Can you guys believe Grayson is bailing on us again this weekend? You'd think he'd taken a job as the failroad conductor.

See failboat, failroad, inept, stupid, terrible, fail, miserable

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