Failstatus

What is Failstatus?

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What occurs when a Facebook status update gets hijacked by irrelevant and unwanted friendspam

Jimmy James hates people so much sometimes!! They are fucked.

Bryanna - Aww how cool are puppies

Jason - I know, especially pugs

JJ - Stop failing my status!! I'm hating ppl here!!

Jason - Muhahaha FAILSTATUS

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