Failstorm

What is Failstorm?


1.

Failstorm: combination of "Fail" and "Storm" Closely related to FTL

Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.

First used by Devin aka. Junglematic

"Hey guys I just saw Nickelback in concert!"

"Wow.. failstorm."

See fail, storm, ftl, nissan, nickelback

2.

An unproductive and highly frustrating brainstorm.

Guy1: So does your band have a name yet?

Guy2: Nah, we had a bit of a failstorm but it just ended up pissing everyone off.

See fail, storm, brainstorm, idea, think

3.

A common scottish parody of the name of the band Alestorm, referring to the fact that their music is awful, and bound to fail

" hey, have you heard that band Alestorm? "

" Pfft, You mean FAILstorm "

" hahahahaha so true "

See alestorm, metal, music, scottish, pirate


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