What is Failstorm?
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Failstorm: combination of "
Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.
First used by Devin aka. Junglematic
"Hey guys I just saw Nickelback in concert!"
"Wow.. failstorm."
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An unproductive and highly frustrating brainstorm.
Guy1: So does your band have a name yet?
Guy2: Nah, we had a bit of a failstorm but it just ended up pissing everyone off.
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A common scottish parody of the name of the band Alestorm, referring to the fact that their music is awful, and bound to fail
" hey, have you heard that band Alestorm? "
" Pfft, You mean FAILstorm "
" hahahahaha so true "
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