What is Failure By Designer Jeans?


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a song by the band from first to last which is featured on a smartpunk sampler cd. its title is a play on brand new's "failure by design"

"failure by designer jeans"

I'm a mess of insecurities

Attention starved with a narcissistic twist

Don't you think that I'm amazing?

Please tell me I'm worth dating

I have every reason not to leave home today (home today)

Home today (home today)

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?

Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

Mirror, how amazing is my figure?

Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty

I'll be the boy you can't resist

You'll be the tenth girl on my list

I'll write your name upon my chest

These less than three's will never rest

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?

Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

Mirror, how amazing is my figure?

Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

You'll be the last girl on my list

Action's just a click away

These things photographs could never say

x2

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty

(You'll be the last girl on my list

Action's just a click away

These things photographs could never say)

x2

See from first to last, fftl, sonny, matt good


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