Failure Grips

What is Failure Grips?

A contemporary and more appropriate term for "love handles," which no one actually loves.

I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.

"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."

No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.

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Nigssican

1. A mix between a nigger and mexican. That black chick down the street got with lopez, now they have a nigssican kid...

Oh My Bob

1. What people say when they our too cool to say "gosh" and will getin trouble if they say "God". Oh my Bob, that ride..

Xton

1. A button on the graphing calculator. The 'o' isn't actually an o, it's some kind of greek letter that looks like an ..

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