Failure Grips

What is Failure Grips?

A contemporary and more appropriate term for "love handles," which no one actually loves.

I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.

"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."

No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.

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Quincy London

1. The greatest detective that ever lived. This is a job for Quincy London! 1. The greatest detective that ever lived. This is a job fo..

Yo Danny

1. the act of rubbing your dick on a girls stomach, also the act of needing to piss after jacking off. I totally yo danny'd a chick ..

Cutie Mcawesomeness

1. A cool, sexy, intelligent girl who is very unique and amazing. She has sweet friends like Sexy McHotness. Oh snap, that girl is such a ..

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