Failure Grips

What is Failure Grips?

A contemporary and more appropriate term for "love handles," which no one actually loves.

I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.

"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."

No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.

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