Failure Grips

What is Failure Grips?

A contemporary and more appropriate term for "love handles," which no one actually loves.

I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.

"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."

No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.

See love handles, reality, fitness

Omjg

1. way cooler way of saying omg....aning oh my joeygeezus g baby: that bitch is pregnant. lizzy f baby: omjg i know and this is like her ..

Ohioo

1. Ohio with an extra o at the end. Ohioo lol..

Exoronic

1. 1the state where you feel like you have been fucked in your ass, but don't have a clue by who, tis called *to be 'exoronic-e..

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