Failure Grips

What is Failure Grips?

A contemporary and more appropriate term for "love handles," which no one actually loves.

I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.

"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."

No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.

See love handles, reality, fitness

Ijcap

1. I Just Crapped A Pineapple president reagen just won a vote he didnt think he was going to get and was stressed before and now releaved..

Millie Moe

1. Hey Mill whatz^ nmh cep writin this note to you on U.D. DUH!!!!!!!Well whats going on homie g doggie dog! I'm just watchin doggie f..

Grammified

1. used to describe an artist, song, album etc. that has received a Grammy award Electric Feel (Justice Remix) was grammified. See music,..

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