Failure Grips

What is Failure Grips?

A contemporary and more appropriate term for "love handles," which no one actually loves.

I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.

"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."

No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.

See love handles, reality, fitness

A Total Fat Ass

1. a kid who east tons and lives in the shit hole town of cloquet he is literally a piece of shit NOT KIDDING 50 big macs were placed on a..

Yiffed

1. Connected with Anthropomorphology, yiffed is the past participle of yiff. (That means that it is the past tense of yiff) When two or mor..

Off Back

1. guaranteed, completely certain of. -The way this game is lookin', Kenny is guaranteeda victory. -Of course he is, he got this one..

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