Failure Grips

What is Failure Grips?

A contemporary and more appropriate term for "love handles," which no one actually loves.

I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.

"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."

No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.

See love handles, reality, fitness

Pawsy

1. Sketchy, cutty, skeevy. That guy over there looks really pawsy, don't hook up with him. See sketchy, cutty, pawsy, skeevy, danger..

Elebator

1. One who masturbates in high places. Masturbating in the rapidly ascending elevator, Joe was an elebator. Or,diddling himself in the Ova..

Octang

1. Noun. referring to the level of a person's attractiveness Her octang level is way off the charts dude...

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