What is Failure Grips?
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A contemporary and more appropriate term for "love handles," which no one actually loves.
I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.
"They're
love handles , and there's just more of me to love."
No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.
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