Failure To Launch Edit Meaning

1.

when a relationship stalls in the initial stages and you somehow end up being friends instead

me and natalya failed to launch...there just wasn't enough chemistry...you could say we had "failure to launch" because Urban Dictionary has a retarded need to have the exact wording of a definition present in the example.

See friend zone, bff, platonic, unrequited love, just friends

2.

To plan an event down to the very last detail, only to be blown up in the end by a single variable gone wrong.

Suzy: Ok, got my cell phone, keys, car, and purse. Good to go! Me and Mark are going to have so much fun!

*Ring Ring*

Hello?

Mark: Yeah, uh... I can't make it to the party. My mom broke her leg and I have to take her to the hospital. Sorry.

*Click*

Suzy: *calls her BFF*

Danielle, Mark is blowing off the party! *cry cry*

Danielle: Girl you just got a failure to launch.

See fail, failure at life, failure, epic fail

3.

when a girl can get the guys penis "up" because of her grossly, disgusting looks

molly i cant get hard because your to damn ugly. ther fore causing a "failure to launch"

See failure to launch, launch