What is Faint Farted?
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Where you fart so hard and push so hard that you need to sit down after and have a breather, really knocks the wind out of you (in more ways than one). Can also burst a blood vessel or make you faint.
"Argh, lemme sit down, i just dropped a Faint Farted"
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Random Words:
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see touching cloth, a slang expression for following through from a wet fart.
I headbutt undies and now i need to find a toilet fast or..