Fainting Goat

What is Fainting Goat?


1.

A woman that does nothing during sex aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. She will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.

A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.

Rob: "Was Erin a good fuck?"

Justin: "No, she was just another fainting goat."

See sloth, talentless, useless, bad in bed

2.

This is the art of making a girl pass out during sex. By having rough intercource and then screaming as loud as you can at the point of orgasm will cause her to faint.

After an hour of raunchy sex john performed the fainting goat causing julie to sleep through the night.

See Andrew


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